A much-appreciated dissertation upon pirates

On the urging of my brother I am embarking on a publishment of pirates. Very well, brother.
Pirates were pirates that sailed around pirating lands, pirating, and by that the meaning is generally that pirates were doing pirating things, thus they were pirating in the pirating lands. The pirating lands were conventionally that of the Caribbean, the Caribbean was accordingly where pirates pirated and pirating was their chosen trade, as pirates. However, many other pirating places were deemed worthy of pirating, among them the land of some pirates but not as many pirates: The Middle East.
Pirates were known as pirates, and detested as pirates, unless, of course of course, you have watched a particular show on pirates known colloquially as Pirates. That encloses several dissertations of themselves upon pirates doing the aforementioned pirating things, as well as being piraty and in general, acting like pirates.
Those pirates most likely would not approve of the many conjugations enclosed in this very thing but nevertheless, I reiterate: Pirates were pirates who sailed around in pirating waters pirating, also being piraty.

Thank you,

Ms. Anacostia Mirabow-Marignac.

And remember,

But, needless to say, those shipwrecked and worse, by pirates did not see it in quite a casual light.